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Main Section - £10 to £20 - Tight Arse Wallet
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Tight Arse Wallet

Tight Arse Wallet
The perfect present for that tight git... and no you don't have to put the lucky penny in!

Get your own back on that tight arse friend!

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Are you a tight arse? Or do you spend far too much and need to be less generous now there’s a recession on?
Made from high quality leather, on the rare occasions when you take out this wallet, it’ll let everyone know that you’re not going to be splashing too much cash, as the words 'Tight Arse' are embossed proudly on the front.
It also has the reminder 'Do you really need to buy that?' embossed inside to give you one last chance to reconsider before taking out your money.
Tight Arse Wallet
Tight Arse Wallet
There are also the extra-helpful 'Ten Commandments of being a tight arse' included as extra money saving tips to help keep this wallet from getting too empty, too soon:-
  • Thou shalt take a packed lunch to work
  • Thou shalt always ask for discount
  • Thou shalt seek rich friends
  • Thou shalt not buy the first round
  • Thou shalt forget about birthdays and anniversaries
  • Thou shalt give one ringers to friends for a call back
  • Though shalt never tell anyone to keep the change
  • Thou shalt visit friends at dinner time
  • Thou shalt leave thy wallet at home, 'by accident'
  • Thou shalt share the bath water with thy spouse

    • So, if you’re already a tight arse or you think you need to be more of one then this is the wallet for you!

    The perfect tight arse pressie, the tight arse git wallet comes in a beautiful presentation box ready for that special someone!
    Tight Arse Wallet

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